No suprises here. Just the same ugly mugs you were tired of looking at 20 years ago. A little worse for wear, but hey, you're no prize either!


Heading out.
"This is the only item of clothing left that I wore when I was 16 and can still wear now."
Kurt meditates?
Happy Berg...
Angry Berg...

You never know which one you are going to get from minute to minute!
Kurt swallows a bug.
Troy sez, "Howdy stranger, come on up to our deck for a cool drink and some friendly conversation."
Kurt sez, "Welcome to our cabin. How are you doing today young man?"
Berg sez, "Get off our porch, you punk, before I get my gun!" (Angry Berg)
It's really too bad that Kurt and Troy never learned to just, relax.
Man overboard!
"From up here, you guys totally look like ants."
Kurt swallows another bug.
Troy swallows a bug. Nobody likes a copycat, Troy.
Troy, "See the finger on my right hand? I'm secretly pointing to the biggest jackhole I've ever known..."
"...and this is just one reason why."
Ummm, Kurt swallows a bug... again. At this point, we begin to suspect he is doing so on purpose for some unfathomable reason. Kurt has done stranger things... much, much stranger.
"Uh, no guys, I wasn't swallowing bugs. Why would I do that?"
Kurt, "Oh man, that was a bitter one!"

Troy, "See, I told you he was a jackhole."
"I think I'm gonna hurl." Gee Kurt, could it be all the bugs you've been eating?
"Yup, Jack...Hole."
"Did I just hear someone make a comment about my mug?! I had better not find out who it was."
How you doin?
Chef Gravy, at your service.
Slippery when wet.
Plum tuckered out after a big day.