Happy to be out on the water.

The real Miami Vice.

The pasty chef.

Looks like it's time for the annual diving contest.

Darren lays out the rules and scoring. Kurt listens carefully, all the while formulating his strategy.

Kurt takes the platform and visualizes his dive.

Kurt bows to the judges.

And then salutes the judges.

Kurt stands ready for his attempt.

Powerful launch.

Excellent clearance!

Perhaps a bit of overrotation...

Yes, he's definitely in trouble now. There is no coming back from that.

The judges are not going to score that dive very well.

The swim of shame as Kurt returns to the boat.

Troy prepares for his attempt.

Ready to soar.

A respectful salute to the judges.

Steady...

Steady...

And he's in. That was a terrible dive, and yet far better than Kurts. The judges award Troy first place!

Kurt takes out his frustration on one of the judges.

And then he puts the loss behind him.

"Ready? I was born ready."

Gang signs... Darren, take them down!

Whenever you're finished trying to pull down peoples drawers, that is... no hurry.

Nachos and friends, it just doesn't get any better than this.

I love nachos, I love nachos, I love nachos...

Nacho accident!

Make sure you don't miss any!

Everything is OK now, resume normal nacho consumption.

Maybe you should share Kurt?

No, that doesn't count as one nacho.

Not even if you can fit it all in your mouth at once, which I seriously doubt that you can.

Every trip must end with a meal at the DQ in Golden.